browningbeauty:

checkrnate:

im so jealous of babies they have clear skin and their clothes cost like $2

THEIR CLOTHES DO NOT COST $2

jerkidiot:

that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf

(via seanp0donnell)

"Be with the one who wants to literally thank each and every one of your ex’s for ever being stupid enough to let you go."

That’s the one you keep (via brittneybrightside)

(via transparenntt)

yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

(Source: miniaturepoodle, via hemakesmewant-tobelieve)

seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

(via hemakesmewant-tobelieve)